Reminds me of my college years
A man in Pennsylvania had a rather confusing-written accident recently. The 38 year-old man, who just happened to be naked, drove his minivan down a local highway, and decided to climb out and get on...
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How To: Get in shape
The trees are budding, the temperatures are rising and the birds are singing. This can mean one of two things: 1) you are fighting off a delusional fever or 2) it’s spring time. For argument’s sake,...
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How To: Get answers
You wake up naked on a couch you don’t recognize … well, not entirely naked thanks to a strategically-placed sombrero. It’s daytime, though your hot, stinging brain wishes it wasn’t, but you can’t tell...
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How To: Survive a recession
Economic wonks will tell you that a recession is two consecutive quarters of economic downturn, which technically, we haven’t had (at least until the reports are in in a few weeks). But we all know...
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Hey, we write the ‘How Tos!’
Once again, another “recognized” media outlet is cramping our style. This time, it’s long-time reader/often linking to us CNN. Look at their site today, and what do you find? “How to keep your kids...
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How To: Retire from professional sports
Some sports stars are not really sure on when they should call it quits. Some retire and come back, while others do it so gracefully no one even knows they left the game (at least that’s what they tell...
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Mini-How To: Dump your boyfriend
So CNN is hemming and hawing about how not dump a guy. See, the author, Judy McGuire, is worried that you’ll hurt your boyfriend’s feelings by dumping him the wrong way. Let’s cut to the chase, shall...
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How To: Tell if a celebrity is really a spy
We found out recently that while chef Julia Child was showing her chops as a cook, she was leading a secret double life, cooking up how to defeat the Nazis. Yes, Julia Child is among several...
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How To: Celebrate a birthday
Vice President-elect Joe Biden’s birthday is today. We are sure you are already aware of this, because it is a national holiday and all. Biden is turning a spry 66 today. That means he was born in...
View ArticleNot to be found in the Dummy’s Guide Series
Say you’ve spent your life breaking into people’s houses and stealing stuff. You haven’t been caught so far, so it makes sense that you’d want to continue keeping a low profile, right? So you would...
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